Welcome to my Homepage

As you may tell by the title my name is David Stadelmann and this is my homepage. Please feel free to explore it. Of course you are exploring everything at your own risk ;-) By the way... you are visitor number 6032.

A nice quotation: "Locking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late." 

Some questions and answers

(1) Has The Picture on the TOP any Meaning?

Don't you like the Simpsons?

(2) Is this site supposed to be funny?

Some people tell me that I have a strange taste of humour. Yes, this site is supposed to be funny but even more it is supposed to fascinate you.

(3) I am a beautiful girl. How can I reach you?

Please feel free to write me an (do not forget to attach your photo :-).

(4) I am a beautiful man. Where can I meet you?

In order to meet me you have to travel to the following destination (do not forget your winter clothes).

(5) David, I have heard you are good in maths. Can you help me with a problem?

That depends on wether you are the beautiful girl of question (3) or the strange guy of question (4).

(6) Do You want to achieve anything with your Site?

Yes. I want that people start making LOVE not WAR.